Scene #007

Characters: Myself, Guy

*Action*

Me: Man, it's amazing. You spend a few extra dollars on a pen and the difference in writing feel is huge.

Guy: That's great man. Pen technology has come a long way.

Me: I dunno...I think ever since the pen that you turned upside down and the woman's clothes came off was the pinnacle of pen technology. It's been downhill from there.

Guy: What about the space pen that can write in zero gravity?

Me: Oh yeah! 'Cause you'll never know when you'll be in outerspace with the sudden need to draw a Liger and have no way to do it.

[Both laugh]

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