Scene #001

Characters: Myself, Patty Princess

*Action*

Me: You know it's cold there, right?

Patty Princess: The better for me to wear my boots, coat, and scarf.

Me: You didn't buy in to the whole designer galoshes trend did you?

Patty Princess: You mean the Gucci ones?

Me: Lots of designers did it.

Patty Princess: Mine are Gucci.

Me: Ugh gawd, you did.

Patty Princess: I'm totally Gucci'd out, and they're totally cute!

Me: Yeah, I always said those guys on The Deadliest Catch were ahead of the fashion curve when it came to footwear.

Patty Princess: [laughs]

*End Scene*