Scene #009

Characters: Me, Adult Female Customer

*Action*

Customer: Now, what's this thing here? [points in to pastry case]

Me: It's like a sandwich, but it's folded flatbread.

Customer: Oh I see. Does it come in four pieces?

Me: [Looks at Customer puzzled] I can show you what one looks like; how it comes.

[Mr. Method goes to the fridge and pulls out one of the square folded flatbread sandwiches, and holds it up so the Customer can see.]

Me: See, it looks like this.

Customer: Ah yes, ok. But if you cut it up it's four pieces right?

[Mr. Method looks at Customer quizzically]

[Customer continues to look at Mr. Method expectantly]

[Mr. Method continues to stare at Customer, lost for words]

[Customer continues to stare at Mr. Method]

...

Me: Sure.

*End Scene*